Mafia Discovers Source of CIA Leak
Taylor Rondestvedt
Late Friday night, the Russian Mafia received an information leak linked to the CIA that the Russian government took four of their agents, S. Mikhailov, N. Nicholson, R. Murphy and N. Sulemanov, into custody.
The situation forced the mafia to take immediate action. After discussing plots to bribe the federal officials, launch a direct attack on the prison or even dispose of the four in custody to prevent further leaks, they decided to use their contacts deep within the government to secure the release. However, they decided that should the agents still be detained in 24 hours, they would stage as Chechen terrorists and begin bombing the Red Square, and the Kremlin. Thankfully the government released the four agents. Contacts presumably secured by the Mafia by Yuri Luzhkov, the disgraced mayor of Moscow, prevented further information leaks.
However, as the meeting progressed, the mafia discovered that another agent was the source of the leak. The informant was discovered and interrogated. As of this time, the Mafia has no plans to carry out the bombings.
