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     By Alec Studnik

Two Directors from the CIA: the Director of Military Affairs and the Executive
Director of the CIA escaped from the CIA headquarterʼs lockdown when they were
found guilty after being taken to the stand on charges of treason Saturday night.
The Executive Director of the CIA was the focus of the trial. One medical expert
testified for the defense saying that the Executive Director was depressed and not
taking his medicine and cannot be blamed for his actions. After this testimony, the
Director of HUMINT requested a point of clarification from the presiding judge.
The Director clarified to his fellow delegates that “in a trial, we are supposed to
convict people, not diagnose them.” Many Directors struggled with accepting the
excuse that the Executive Director was not in the correct state of mind. One
director stated that “my parents both struggled from depression and they both
managed to keep up with their medicine, how is the Executive Director any
different?” In her opening statement, the Director of Military Affairs explained how
she “always had the best interest of her people at heart.” She elaborated on this
by stating that by leaking classified information, she wasnʼt endangering military
personnel or the American people. In her closing regards she addressed her
superiors and subordinates. She declared that “[She loves] the people who serve
me and I love the people whom I serve.” After a committee vote they were both
found guilty. Though the specifics of the incidents that followed were unavailable to
the press, the fact that both treasonous directors have escaped was verified by
the head of the CIA Committee.